Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Ninja City, CA
Job: Moocher
I just came here to use the phone! I don't know what your asking me! No! NO! I don't want any bananas, no please go away. Where's the phone? Please, please leave me alone I don't want oranges either. What's that? A gun?! No please, here take my wallet!
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If you check this news post I swear to God I will rip off your scrotum with my bear hands.
Posted by CAPTAIN-COW Dec. 7, 2009 @ 11:50 PM ESTThis is because all of you are males and so I need not make some penalty for any women that would visit this news post.
Anyways when you hear the knock on your door just open up quick because I might have a lot of scrotums to rip off.
I have to leave for an appointment 5 minutes ago! Dear god why did none of you remind me!
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Ya I'm actually going to be trying to get a high level, I want to be a supreme commander because that rank looks pretty cool.
(Also included is a great picture about the game pandemic 2.)
New update. I'm working on my website, a gmod gametype called Junkyard Wars, and a TF2 gametype. If you can help post in here and I might respond or talk to me on steam, name is CAPTAIN_COW.
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