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CAPTAIN-COW

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Ninja City, CA
Job: Moocher

I just came here to use the phone! I don't know what your asking me! No! NO! I don't want any bananas, no please go away. Where's the phone? Please, please leave me alone I don't want oranges either. What's that? A gun?! No please, here take my wallet!

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Oh krap!

Posted by CAPTAIN-COW May. 21, 2009 @ 6:24 PM EDT

I have to leave for an appointment 5 minutes ago! Dear god why did none of you remind me!

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