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23, Male
Location:
Ninja City, CA
Joined:
3/20/05
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I just came here to use the phone! I don't know what your asking me! No! NO! I don't want any bananas, no please go away. Where's the phone? Please, please leave me alone I don't want oranges either. What's that? A gun?! No please, here take my wallet!

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Recent Game Medals

Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points No Medal Stats.
Rock On, Giuseppe! 25 Points There's a place for everyone here. Medal Stats.
Sweetheart 5 Points Start the game as a girl Medal Stats.
First Flight 5 Points Beat Room 5 Medal Stats.
Evolver 5 Points Evolve Once Medal Stats.
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery. Medal Stats.
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work. Medal Stats.
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart! Medal Stats.
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations! Medal Stats.
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken! Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 226 (From 64 different games.)

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If you check this news post I swear to God I will rip off your scrotum with my bear hands.