CAPTAIN-COW
- Age / Gender:
- 21, Male
- Location:
- Ninja City, CA
- Joined:
- 3/20/05
- All Stats >
I just came here to use the phone! I don't know what your asking me! No! NO! I don't want any bananas, no please go away. Where's the phone? Please, please leave me alone I don't want oranges either. What's that? A gun?! No please, here take my wallet!
User Statshot
- Community Stats
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Level 12 Blank Slate
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Normal Whistle
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Ranked as Police Officer
PronubzorFavorite Audio
| -[Discovery]- (OM) | Trance Song | |
| -[Change Is Good]- | Trance Song | |
| LegendaryPirate:Aerial Galleon | Miscellaneous Song | |
| Glib - Unorganized | Indie Song |
Recent Game Medals
Sushi tonight
10 Points
Kill that bastard whale
Go to game.
The End The Game
100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Go to game.
Charged With Battery
50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Go to game.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Go to game.
Tutorial be done, son!
5 Points
Completed the first level, have a medal!
Go to game.
Droppin' Ten
5 Points
Ten Crush-Hugs
Go to game.
Just Barely
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Go to game.
Centerpieces
5 Points
A Nice Center Smash
Go to game.
Easy Fiver
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Go to game.
Beyond Words
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Go to game.
Total Medals Earned: 194 (From 56 different games.)
Favorite Movies
|~Hug Me To The Skies~|
Rated 4.3349 Stars
love, cute, anime
Music Video
Wilhelm Park
Rated 4.4299 Stars
Things have been creeping around in the woods lately... OR HAVE THEY?!
Comedy - Original
a little animation <3
Rated 4.2820 Stars
let your imagination fly
Music Video
Metal Gear Awesome
Rated 4.4111 Stars
Metal Gear is awesome is so is this movie.
Comedy - Parody
Favorite Games
Fig. 8
Rated 4.1415 Stars
Ride a bicycle through a suburban architectural diagram.
Skill - Avoid
Rebuild
Rated 4.4253 Stars
Rebuild a city devestated by the zombie apocalypse in this turn based strategy game.
Strategy - Other
Defend Your Castle (Full)
Rated 4.1942 Stars
Defend Your Castle - Full Version
Action - Other
Latest News
This is because all of you are males and so I need not make some penalty for any women that would visit this news post.
Anyways when you hear the knock on your door just open up quick because I might have a lot of scrotums to rip off.
